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2 Students From Nigeria Graduated Sunrise Aviation.

Sunrise Aviation has with honor reported that two Nigerian students have successfully completed their Professional Pilot Course. Okezie and Adeola, both barely 20 years old, are now fully licensed commercial pilots in less than six months. A Commercial Pilot License including multi-engine and instrument ratings was completed by both the students at Sunrise Aviation. Mister [...]

Smart Tips To Telling Funny Jokes Correctly

Everyone loves a good joke, the funnier the better. If you have mastered the art of joke telling, you can pull it off easily. However, if you have not, you can ruin a good joke quickly. The art of telling funny jokes is all about setting it up, pulling off the punchline, and being confident in your skill.

Get Rich And Quick (not Overnight, But Way Before Your Midlife Crisis)

IN THIS GREAT COUNTRY OF OURS, the notions of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness have died and been buried along with the founding fathers. Nobody cares about the pursuit of happiness, but everybody gets excited about the dollar bills. They say you can’t put a value on happiness, but money is directly quantifiable – which makes it easy for your neighbor to know whether you are a somebody or a nobody – all he has to do is look at what you drive, where you live or the size of the implants on your trophy wife. A simple number in your bank account can also provide you with a reliable indicator of your own self-worth. How else are you going to measure it? By fighting for the environment and feeding the homeless? Pleeeease. And, even if you ever go soft like that – start a foundation, where you will decide whom to give the money to.